Wasting Time on the Internet

15 Dec

I’m no stranger to procrastination. Something tells me you aren’t either, reader dearest, as you are lurking around this pathetic excuse for a blog waiting for me to entertain you or give you reasons to put off whatever unpleasant obligations you have cause to avoid.

So here’s the first, possibly weekly installment of Wasting Time on the Internet, a pile of interesting and amusing links to keep you occupied in your search for procrastination:

TVTropes.org: This website might be god. I say this with honest seriousness to all of you, because this website will take all of your time and make it it’s bitch. Go to this page, type in your favourite movie or TV show and follow the links. To the end of time. Prepare to lose six hours of your life. You’re welcome.

Bubble Shooter: The game that’s even simpler than tetris. Shoot bubbles at other bubbles to make groups of three bubbles or more. get rid of all the bubbles. Sounds easy, yes? Think again. This has been my go-to time-waster since my Freshman year of college. Four years of procrastination can’t be wrong!

Reasoning With Vampires: Not a fan of Twilight? Like a good laugh? A bit of a grammar Nazi? Welcome, for ye are among friends.

High Expectations Asian Father: A little bit of harmless racism combined with image macros. Prepare to laugh, and feel bad about your laughter

Wanna know the best way to waste time on the internet? Start a blog. It’ll take at least half an hour to think of a username, a website name, to set up all your little widgets and things. Not to mention coming up with stuff to write every few days. Do it. You won’t regret it. Even if all you do is post pictures of your pets, you won’t regret it.

That’s all for now, kids and cats. I’m off to enjoy some Mandatory Family Fun Time as my relatives all get into town for my impending graduation today. And then go home and take out all my bile on splicers.

Because I’m playing through Bioshock 2, that’s why.


One Response to “Wasting Time on the Internet”

  1. steviree December 16, 2010 at 6:47 pm #

    http://WWW.Thatguywiththeglasses.com equals so much win!

    Nostalgia Chick

    Nostalgia Critic

    Bum Reviews

    Todd In The Shadows

    Cinema Snob

    Brad Tries

    The Spoony Experiment

    Now….see how much time you waste

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